Why does it always seem that the forces of the universe are at work against me? So much so, that the planets have alligned to place the most annoying person ever in the cubicle next to mine. I guess it makes sense to have me; a laid back, go with the flow, admirer of beauty and culture kind of guy, placed next to a souless, ultra materialistic, narcissistic, pop music loving, never stops talking on her cell phone, yuppie girl. Now don't get me wrong, I get along with all types of people and I mean ALL types, but I can't stand phony fakers with no real imput to life. Lets have quick overview of the latest cell phone conversations that have happened today:
Baby talked to boyfriend for about an hour about where they are going to eat dinner. Of course it has to always be a trendy place........who cares if the food is good, as long as we look cool!!!! Yeah!!!
Talked to one of her clone friends about some wedding they are attending........recurring topic everyday for last two months.
Spent about two hours talking to multitude of clone friends about football game they are going to. Sample, "Oh my god, it's like going to be some much fun!", "Where should we eat before the game, I heard blah blah blah is a really happening place, we should go drink some wine, and eat some appetizers.", then proceeded to talk about food and wine for the next hour. Of course any conversation that involves food, she has to repeatedly state that she is lactose intollerant, who cares? They have pills for that crap. Take one and shut your mouth and drink three gallons of milk, you trendy clone.
It truly amazes me that someone can talk on a cellphone for eight straight hours. Whats even more amazing is that she never happens to say anything that is the least bit interesting in that timespan.
Well that wraps up today's post........short and sweet........more to come soon.
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